Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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