Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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