where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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