Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
