Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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