Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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