She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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