So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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