Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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