And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
