these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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