yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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