please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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