Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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