Three words: puerto rican gang bang
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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