Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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