i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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