She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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