I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
