i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
