Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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