So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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