She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My ATM looks so different sober.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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