he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
tell me about the fingering
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