we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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