I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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