i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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