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(647): View more from Ontario

fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack

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(919): View more from North Carolina

just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

Tell me you're kidding.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.

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(850): View more from Florida

Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.

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(407): View more from Florida

More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out

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(360): View more from Washington

You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...

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(678): View more from Georgia

Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.

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