what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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