She is in my trunk
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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