new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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