It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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