The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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