Sponge bath it is.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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