Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You don't make any sense
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