watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
whose parrot is this?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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