Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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