Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
ok first of all what the fuck
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