They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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