i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
pray to the hookup gods
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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