So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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