3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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