How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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