The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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