He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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