Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
someone owes me an orgasm
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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