wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We left the knife in your bed.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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