you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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