I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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