i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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