you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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