Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I need moral support for this bender
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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