An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
