i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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