apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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