Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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